Dog Streaming Poker Poster

Step aside, Daniel Negreanu—there’s a new top dog in town, and he’s all bark and all byte.

Meet the undisputed king of the canine cardroom: the legendary streamer of "Ruffhouse Poker." Donning his sleek headset, parked in his RGB throne, and framed by a neon sign worthy of Las Vegas itself, this bulldog isn’t just grinding cash games—he’s grinding your soul into potting soil. His stare? Stone cold. His paw action? Precision mouse work. His motto? "Limp, Tank, Shove"—proudly displayed on the wall like an inspirational quote for degenerates.

Multi-tabling on dual monitors like a four-legged Phil Ivey, he’s got the bluff game of a back-alley hustler and the poker face of a taxidermy exhibit. Watch out, he's got a better winrate than your favorite pro, and he only plays during walkies. And don’t be fooled by the drool—he’s thinking six bets ahead.

This design isn’t just art—it’s a tribute to every poker player who ever blamed variance instead of their terrible decisions. Perfect for streamers, grinders, card sharks, or anyone who’s ever slowrolled their cousin on Thanksgiving.

61x91cm is 24"x36"
70x100cm is 27.5"x39x5"