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DOGECOIN (Yellow) - track pants
DOGECOIN (Yellow) - track pants
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Slide into the blockchain with these unisex DOGECOIN tessellation track pants — because nothing says “I take crypto seriously” like a full-leg army of Shiba Inu stares. Covered head-to-ankle in perfectly looping Doge faces, these pants bring the energy of 100 moon missions and zero financial advice.
They’re cozy enough for your couch-based crypto trades, yet flashy enough to wear when explaining to strangers at the gym why “Doge isn’t just a meme.”
Elastic waistband? Check. Pockets? You bet. Doge faces judging your life choices? Constantly.
Perfect for lounging, flexing, or attending your next DAO meeting in style. Bonus: makes a satisfying swish swish sound when pacing nervously during market dips.
Pair with your favorite hoodie and a smug expression.
Because if you're gonna lose money, you might as well look good doing it.
Such comfort. Much swagger. Very gains.
They’re cozy enough for your couch-based crypto trades, yet flashy enough to wear when explaining to strangers at the gym why “Doge isn’t just a meme.”
Elastic waistband? Check. Pockets? You bet. Doge faces judging your life choices? Constantly.
Perfect for lounging, flexing, or attending your next DAO meeting in style. Bonus: makes a satisfying swish swish sound when pacing nervously during market dips.
Pair with your favorite hoodie and a smug expression.
Because if you're gonna lose money, you might as well look good doing it.
Such comfort. Much swagger. Very gains.
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | INSEAM LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 25 | 28 |
| S | 27 | 28 ¼ |
| M | 29 ½ | 28 ¾ |
| L | 32 | 29 ¼ |
| XL | 35 | 29 ½ |
| 2XL | 36 ½ | 30 |
| 3XL | 39 | 30 ¼ |
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