Poker - Limp, Tank, Shove - Poster

Why settle for “Live, Laugh, Love” when you can hang something on your wall that actually reflects your inner poker degenerate? This elegant hand-lettered poster celebrates the true stages of decision-making at the felt: Limp like a coward, tank like a pro, and shove like you were born without a fold button.

Decorated with ornate swirls and cheeky nods to the suits, it’s classy enough to trick your mother-in-law into thinking you’ve embraced refined wall art—until she realizes you’re basically wallpapering your bad life choices. Perfect for home games, poker rooms, or that empty spot above your computer where you watch endless hand reviews, this poster is equal parts satire and self-reflection.

Frame it, gift it, or just tape it up with the same reckless confidence you had the last time you jammed pocket sixes into aces.